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Now that I have your attention, let me explain.

Apparently, it’s become a trend for JB fangirls to say “OMJ” instead of “OMG”. Obsessed much? I could think of so many things that are wrong with that, but one stands out. Obviously, the single-minded obsession of some of these psychopaths already borders on idolatry, but this time, they’ve actually substituted the God they’re supposed to worship (JB fangirls are overwhelmingly Christian, just like the Jonass Brothers claim to be).

There. They’ve crossed the line between fandom and idolatry. They’ve rejected God for some talentless corporate WHORES.

Now, isn’t idolatry one of the 10 Commandments? Hmm…

<Twisted Sister>

YOU’RE GONNA BURN IN HELL!

</Twisted Sister>

The Jonas Brothers aren’t Christians. In fact, they promote idolatry, along with lust, one of the Seven Deadly Sins. Not love, you fangirls. LUST. There’s a difference, but you’re too brainwashed to see. The Jonas Brothers used their self-proclaimed faith for personal gain, rather than helping others become better people, which is what Christianity is about. And for that, they, and all their fangirls, will burn in hell if they’re really as serious about their “faith” as they claim to be.

PS: I’m an Atheist.

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And if it is, I recommend moving to another country.

In my last post, I went over how talent and popularity are unrelated. If anything, there’s an inverse relationship. I used Sonata Arctica and Linkin Park as examples, and the winner was clear. Compared to this case, though, the last one will need a photo finish.

Here’s the root of the problem.

Some idiot thinks that by counting up the number of Jonas Brothers fans and haters, he (she?) thinks that the Eternal Jonas Brothers Flamewar will be resolved forever.

Reality check!

  • There may well be more haters than “lovers” (read: brainwashed fangirls) on YouTube. Let’s hope so so that this idiot will shut up.
  • Even if the swarm of hormone-crazed tweenies finds this video, who cares? No matter how many comments there are, the Jonas Brothers will still be talentless, overpromoted hacks.
  • Of course we’ll all care a lot if the tweens “win”. Of course we’ll forfeit our freedom of speech. Of course. In case you missed it, that was sarcasm.

I can easily prove the conspicuous lack of talent on the Jonas Brothers’ part. Disney is like a black hole of talent. All talent past its event horizon is lost forever. But that’s a matter for another post- or maybe even a video. Some audio to go along with it would be nice.

In the meantime, listen to this.

After listening to pretty nothing but melodic death metal for almost a year, I decided it might be time for a break in the monotony. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against most melodeath bands (the ones that matter, anyways…), but a little variety can’t hurt. Power metal seemed like the next place to go (I already listen to Stratovarius and Wintersun regularly), so I checked out three generic power metal bands: HammerFall (from Sweden), Primal Fear (from Germany), and Sonata Arctica (from Finland). Yes, all of them are foreign. When I think of US power, I always think of Manowar, who are too cheesy for me and then some. Compared to Europower, they’re a stuffed crust pizza with three orders of extra cheese and a side of idiocy.

Anyways, all three bands made it into my library. HammerFall’s still a bit on the cheesy side (they have a song called “The Dragon Lies Bleeding”, just as one example) and Primal Fear was a bit too slow for me (“Evil Spell”, however, is an awesome song!). Sonata Arctica, on the other hand, really struck a chord (several powerchords, actually, complete with some nice keyboard leads) with me. It must be something about Finland, because they sound like Stratovarius (minus some of the drama) and Wintersun (minus the screamie-meemees)- both Finnish bands. They might not have Timo Tolkki or Jari Maenpaa, but their solos are still top-notch (not that I’d expect anything less- this is, after all, power metal).

That’s the good news. Now for the bad news, and it’s not even SA’s fault unless you blame them for not appealing to whiny emo kids.

I watched this video. The song was one of the best by them that I’ve heard so far, but in the comments (welcome to YouTube, population several million complete idiots plus you and a few other sane people), I saw this comment, a comment on a level of idiocy that it shined out like a golden shower on a heap of dung:

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for all you people saying sonata arctica is better then linkin park should know that ‘what ive done’ has more views thn any other rock song. linkin park is way better thn these guys. people actually listen to linkin park, this crap puts blood in yr ears
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Excuse me? What in the hell?
More specifically, what’s this about “this crap puts blood in yr ears”? If you mean (and this might not be true, since Linkin Park fans seem to have an aversion to proper grammar) that it makes your ears bleed, try listening to your own mallcore garbage.
So now having more views means that you’re better? Puh-lease. In that case, Rick Astley would be the best musician in existence. And if he was, RickRolls would lose their meaning, and less people would watch them. And his view count would go down. See? Not at all true. This catch-22 is one of many; would that mean that, for instance, the Jonas Brothers are technical? That Mick Thompson from Slipknot is a better guitarist than Per Nilsson from Scar Symmetry? That Linkin Park is somehow better than Sonata Arctica?
POPULARITY MEANS NOTHING.
Let’s see…
Vocals:
-Sonata Arctica: A singer that sings equally well over his whole range, and puts emotion into his vocals.
-Linkin Park: Screaming your lungs out does not equal emotion. Take lessons.

Guitars:
-Sonata Arctica: EPIC solos. Enough said.
-Linkin Park: Bland power-chord work with few to no solos.

Keyboards:
-Sonata Arctica: The keys carry the leads and add atmosphere. Plus, that guy’s keytar is badass.
-Linkin Park: Sounds like a cheap Casio.

Lyrics:
-Sonata Arctica:
Mother always said “my son, do the noble thing…”
You have to finish what you started, no matter what,
Now, sit, watch and learn…
“It’s not how long you live, but what your morals say”
Cannot keep your part of the deal
So don’t say a word… don’t say a word
-Linkin Park:
You try to take the best of me… Go away
You try to take the best of me… Go away
You try to take the best of me… Go away
You try to take the best of me… Go awaaaay!
You try to take the best of me… Go away!
You try to take the best of me… Go away!
You try to take the best of me… Go away!
You try to take the best of me… Go away!!!!!11111
Hm.
Linkin Park fanboys, go back to your OMGHEVY!!1!11, over-promoted, under-developed excuse for metal and leave the real archmusicians in bands like Sonata Arctica alone. I’m serious. Or I will “put blood in yr ears” using Cryptopsy’s new (nu?) album. THAT will make your ears bleed.